Me: One of the best parts of being an adult is eating what I want for breakfast and no one can tell me what to do! Like this entire bag of mini Peanut Butter Cups
My Doctor: Well, actually....
Me: NO. ONE. pic.twitter.com/4xkzRoW3Ki Mortanis (Slightly Undead)
The best parts about living in my 2016 Hillary campaign app? Bernie locked up in the basement✅
A Susan Sarandon punching bag✅
Virtual donuts to throw at Nina Turner✅
My alien abduction tale before I was a lawyer with PolySci degree✅ Read more here: